I don't know how I didn't catch this one sooner.
There is, in the Ohio communities of South Euclid and Lyndhurst a swim team operating under the name of Sea Monkeys! And they beat a team called The Sharks!
A Sea Monkey beating a shark, who'd a thunk it?
Check out their great Sea Monkey shirts, head gear and that snazzy cake.
I know it gets cold up in Ohio. I wonder how easy it is to raise Sea Monkeys up there.