Onion Head battles the Evil Sea Monkey

Not the first time you've seen a giant evil Sea Monkey ready terrorize a city. Hmmm? Did Freud ever mention the phobia of giant evil Sea Monkeys attacking the city?

Leading Cause of Death Among Sea-Monkeys

The Onion guys MUST have some Sea-Monkeys in their office somewhere. But just in case, I think I'll be sending them some. Here is another great appearance of our briney friends.

I wrote a while back about their hillarious piece on a man claiming his Sea Monkeys as dependents. Click here for that.

Bad Blogger

Why yes, I have been slacking off on my Sea Monkey blogging duties.
I'm waiting for a photo from The World Famous Lizard Boy of my meeting with George, the King of The Sea Monkeys, and then I'll write up that experience.
I'm also waiting on some great new Sea Monkey Art.
Mostly though, I'm just trying to keep my sanity as I have too many gigs this month. You see, when I'm not Sea Monkey blogging I'm a comedian. Things should be back to normal next week.